I got this in an e-mail. Could have really happened.
I was talking to a friend of mine’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be
President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were
President, what would be the first thing you would do?”
She replied, “I’d give houses to all the homeless people.”
“Wow – what a worthy goal.” I told her, “But you don’t have to wait until you’re
President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds,
and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery
store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to us e
toward a new house.”
She thought that over for a few seconds (remember, she’s only 6.) And while her Mom
glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless
guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Her folks still aren’t talking to me.
